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The Worst Birthday Card Ever

The Worst Birthday Card Ever

Happy birthday you cum guzzling bitch tits slapping fuck nugget frying bastard git getting shitbag stuffing cunt muffin baking douche canoe paddling twat waffle eating motherfucker.

  • Blank inside
  • 5 x 7 inches
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Printed on recycled card stock
  • Made in the USA
$1.72

Original: $4.91

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The Worst Birthday Card Ever—

$4.91

$1.72
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Happy birthday you cum guzzling bitch tits slapping fuck nugget frying bastard git getting shitbag stuffing cunt muffin baking douche canoe paddling twat waffle eating motherfucker.

  • Blank inside
  • 5 x 7 inches
  • Comes with a kraft envelope
  • Printed on recycled card stock
  • Made in the USA

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